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[10 May 2011|10:56am] |
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WARDED TO DECLAN.
What the FUCK.
WARDED TO THE INQUISITORIAL SQUAD.
You'd think losing clubs is the end of the WORLD. I can't bloody wait to oversee Hufflepuff Quidditch.
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[03 May 2011|03:30pm] |
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WARDED TO BRANDON AND IAN.
I have INFORMATION. Cornfoot has told Lucy that him and Sophia are just friends, and apparently he's hung up on some other bird. Not sure how much I believe him, but Lucy will be upset if he's lying, so hopefully that'll keep him from trying anything. She's on your side, mate.
Oh, and you two are going home for the holidays.
WARDED TO DECLAN.
What's up?
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[27 Apr 2011|07:47pm] |
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WARDED TO GREG AND BLAISE.
I have something for your little PROJECT.
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[26 Apr 2011|07:54pm] |
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I'm thinking they should fire the House-elves and bring lesser people in to clean up the Common Room ALL the time. Although it did make me hungry to watch them. Overseeing is a VERY important and exhausting task.
WARDED TO MICHAEL AND DEMELZA.
You two had better be careful, because I'm WATCHING you. Any more words against Lucy that can be interpreted as the slightest bit insulting, and you'll be in BIG trouble. WARDED TO BRANDON AND IAN.
Tomorrow, yeah?
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[04 Mar 2011|10:47pm] |
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Forget 1997. This year is the best year ever.
WARDED TO SOPHIA.
Sophia, GODDESS among Ravenclaws. I'm sorry if my words upset your LADYLIKE sensibilities and I hereby promise NEVER to speculate again about what may or may not go on with you and Brandon behind closed doors.
And I'll get you an extra nice birthday present this year.
WARDED TO BRANDON, IAN, DECLAN, GREG AND RHYS.
I love you, mates. Keep rocking. WARDED TO ELISABETH.
Thanks. WARDED TO THEODORE.
GUESS WHAT, she likes me BETTER, you pompous
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[12 Feb 2011|04:54pm] |
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WARDED TO REBECCA.
Would you like to go to the gala with me?
WARDED TO ELISABETH.
Would you like to go to the gala with me? WARDED TO MELINDA.
Would you like to go to the gala with me?
WARDED TO JULIET.
Would you like to go to the gala with me?
WARDED TO FELICITY.
Would you like to go to the gala with me?
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[10 Feb 2011|08:55pm] |
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WARDED TO DAPHNE.
I need your help.
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[08 Feb 2011|03:08pm] |
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Is it TOO MUCH to ask for a HARD-BOILED EGG for breakfast?
WARDED TO BRANDON AND IAN.
She said no. WARDED TO THE INQUISITORIAL SQUAD.
SO, who's getting detention first?
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[04 Feb 2011|01:30am] |
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I don't know, I think the red makes me look like a WARRIOR. It's very MANLY. Maybe it should be the Inquisitorial Squad's official colour.
Also, I won the bet, no thanks to most of you. Your day must have been so boring. Bobbin, NEXT time you try to take my pudding, prepare to get hurt.
And I do not wear GIRLS' underpants, thank you. You were probably confused with Boot Jr.
WARDED TO LUCY.
You're still beautiful. WARDED TO BRANDON.
I owe you one, mate.
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[23 Jan 2011|12:43am] |
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SOME people sure seem to have their KNICKERS in a twist.
In the interest of DISCOVERING new talents, however, I've decided to join the Choir.
WARDED TO BRANDON.
So NOW what? WARDED TO SOPHIA.
I hope you're not terribly hurt. WARDED TO REBECCA.
How are you?
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[10 Jan 2011|07:55pm] |
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WARDED TO IAN, BRANDON AND DECLAN.
I want to die.
NO scratch that. I definitely don't.
THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
WARDED TO MOIRA.
You hurt Lucy again and I will FIND a reason to deliver you to the Professors. That is all.
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[21 Dec 2010|01:01pm] |
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WARDED TO LYDIA.
Thank you VERY MUCH for the cake.
WARDED TO IAN AND BRANDON.
Ian, mate. Spill.
WARDED TO SLYTHERIN.
I am a GENIUS.
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[17 Dec 2010|10:42pm] |
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Lucy, my sweet
You always make my heart skip a beat
With your eyes so blue
I only wish that you
Would smile and make my life complete
WARDED TO BLAISE.
I am IMPROVING, don't you think? WARDED TO SLYTHERIN.
GOOD LUCK tomorrow, team. I know you'll be GREAT. Under the expert guidance of my best friend I wouldn't expect anything less from you. It's time we show the school who's boss.
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